The Best of the Worst Country Music Song Titles

• She’s a T-Bone Talkin’ Woman with a Hot-Dog Heart
• Bubba Shot the Jukebox
• Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
• There’s yes, yes on your lips, but no no’s on your face
• This is the letter that Johnny Walker red
• You can’t have your Kate and Edith, too
• Do you Love as Good as you Look?
• Get Your Tongue outta My mouth ‘cause I’m kissing you goodbye
• Guess My eyes were bigger than my Heart
• Her Body Couldn’t Keep You Off My Mind
• Her Cheatin’ Heart Made a Drunken Fool Out of Me
• I Don’t know whether to come home or go crazy
• I don’t know whether to kill myself or go bowling
• I got in at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2
• I keep forgettin I forgot about you
• I may be used (but Baby I ain’t used up)
• I’ll marry you tomorrow but let’s honeymoon tonight
• I’m getting gray from being blue
• I’m the only Hell Mama ever raised
• I’ve been flushed from the bathroom of your heart
• I’ve got the hungries for your love and I’m waiting in your welfare line
• If drinkin’ don’t kill me her memory will
• If fingerprints showed up on skin, wonder whose I’d find on you
• If the jukebox took teardrops I’d sing all night long
• If whiskey were a woman I’d be married for sure
• If you can’t feel it (it ain’t there)
• It ain’t love but it ain’t bad
• It don’t feel like sinnin’ to me
• Mama get the hammer (there’s a fly on Papa’s head)
• (Pardon me) I’ve got someone to kill
• She feels like a new man tonight
• She made toothpicks out of the timber of my heart
• The last word in lonesome is “me”
• Velcro arms, Teflon heart
• When we get back to the Farm (that’s when we really go to town)
• You hurt the love right out of me
• You’re a cross I can’t bear
• You’re the reason our kids are so ugly

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